I didn’t realise how shitty and faded my hair was until I saw my shitty selfie next to my display picture.
I am so sorry.
i am doing a dual writing/performance degree okay
my current assessment is marking essays and short stories
um
hello
if i wanted to mark things i would have chosen an education degree
what are you doing to me uq
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
weepinduo
Cat meows underwater
That is the fucking tamest cat ever jesus christ. “(whatever its name is) so doesn’t like the bath tub” it’s just chilling omg, I tried to bath my cat the other day and he ripped a chunk of skin out of my arm.
sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know
(Source: wartortles)
how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you
(Source: condommodel)
There is a Russian man in my dad’s ward and he is so wise and hilarious. He was telling me a story about how he called his wife and she started to cry and he said “why you cry? I am one who is sick” (it’s a cancer ward) A+ Russian man
made a cheese jaffle because i told the guy at the hospital starbuck’s that i “needed something to wake me up” so he made me a THREE SHOT CAPPUCCINO AT 6PM LIKE WTF DID YOU NOT WANT ME TO SLEEP FOR A WEEK?
At least he listened I guess.
And he was really cute.
STILL.
My eyes are so tired from crying and not sleeping for practically the last two and a half day straight BUT NOW MY NOTHING ELSE IS TIRED
fun fact: my life actually sucks
i just emailed my assignment to my tutor and two other people in my class ()because i had to and i am a bit drunk because my room mate and i felt like it so whatever and there are selling errors and omg I AM DOING A WRITING DEGREE SO YOU KNOW HOW BAD I LOK RIGHT NOW
aros:
Breuer/Lundberg Cabin. LUNDBERG DESIGN
livestock tank pool. 25-feet diameter and 14-feet deep.
holy christ
WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, WHY CAN’T YOU SEE THAT.
